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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker.

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journalist, author of Culture Warlords, sword collector, schmoe. newsletter:
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Scooby-Doo's Mystery Machine without the t - Misanthropy is misunderstood idealism 🧑🏻 NBi

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Former Twitter user, but I left when it became a Nazi bar. Made the nytimes Twitter bot, worked for the NYT before moving into civic technology. Living in Takoma Park, MD and fighting for a hopeful and humane future.

Opinion columnist covering gender and politics at The Guardian. Writer in residence at the Michelle R. Clayman Institute for Gender Research. Real piece of work.

Journalist. Author of Rise of the Warrior Cop. Co-author of The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist.

Substack: radleybalko.substack.com

New York Times Opinion Columnist

Sobriety Date 12/22/09. Buddhish. Vulgar, but trying to be clever. ADHD. Sleepy.

My Posts, Innit
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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him [email protected] @samgreszes on hive and twitter
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TV/VCR Repair

Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.

I just say shit until something smart pops out. Columnist @ Dame Magazine, bylines @ The Cut, Harper’s Bazaar and more. Black, millennial, feminist, tired. Probably eating carbs. gothamgirlblue.com: has it all

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a small dog who is yelling 🚀🏳️‍🌈

Special correspondent at Vanity Fair and host of the Fast politics podcast 

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Some pulp

Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
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Writer (Julia, The Heavens, The Men, How Not to Write a Novel, etc.)

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turnip shepherd & bad person

I'm an acquired taste, like panda meat, Buckfast or tentacle porn

Scottish and Queer | she/her

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Lawyer, fighter for democracy, advocate for innovators and creators. Prosecuted Trump University @ NY AG. Commentator @ MSNBC CNN.

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fat & pretty & queer
storyteller with opinions
so far left it hurts
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Playing like a champion.

Just my stuff:

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Appearing with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

No longer in good standing with the New York State bar

Politics, politics, politics

Historian. LFC NYM-G-K-I. edit Law & History Review. my opinions. he/him/his. Book projects on (1) slavery + laws; (2) The West Wing. Danke Jurgen #ynwa #redcartel #sly6

@behindyourback on twitter, tax policy and jokes. I hate my haircut. dms open, emails are too: quintmaura @ gmail.com

my mom fucked a bat

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I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.

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Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one
Same stick figure, different app

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Rabbi/award-winning author.
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💥Collective liberation or bust.
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I write about abortion every day (http://jessica.substack.com), feminist books (Sex Object, The Purity Myth & more) & embarrass myself on TikTik (auntiekilljoy)

Soak in your lies, Kidney Boy!

Bestselling author of THEY KNEW, HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, and THE VIEW FROM FLYOVER COUNTRY. Forthcoming: THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP.

https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/

Senior reporter at Bloomberg Businessweek. Georgia native, Georgia Bulldog. Opinions mine.

Artist. Looking for a nice place to exchange ideas, snark, jokes, and talk about current events. Proud Democrat.

inadvertently punctual, business casual desk jockey, part-time musician, full-time music enjoyer, Buffalonian, uncle, brother, son, friend of Bill W.

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Pants n' things. Here's my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm

Creator of @sorrowscopes.bsky.social

writer of www.thehandbasket.co (now hosted on beehiiv)

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Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.