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Congrats to kicking the Tories in the nethers, UKians! 👍 After the celebrations, please remember, Labours positions in regard to vulnerable groups is not much better. Listen to their concerns and support them, not politicians.

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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this has always been one of the most terrifying aspects of climate change to me what happens, politically, when climate refugees number in the hundreds of millions? nothing good, that’s for sure

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please be sure to play the national anthem at least once today youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY

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Guidance for US people trying to understand the UK election results later: Tories under 150 seats: LOL Tories under 120 seats: LMAO Tories under 100 seats: ROFL

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I firmly believe it is ALWAYS worth flooding the zone with reminders of how Trump is a convicted felon pedophile rapist who pees on people. That is how the GOP plays the game. We should too.

Do they really matter at this point? His cult don't care and the rest of us loathe Trump with or without the tapes.

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everybody needs to take tomorrow, have some beers and hot dogs, and watch fireworks and the brits run around with their little boxes

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when we say a second Trump term will be the end of meaningful elections in America, we mean it

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

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A recent poll puts the LibDems at just 3 seats behind the Tories. 3 seats! Check the tactical voting sites. And if you’re in a constituency where the LibDems have the best chance of beating the Tories - vote LibDem. Imagine a Labour government with a LibDem opposition. What a game changer!

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Don't forget the Sharpie.

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ok who's in charge here

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Stop making jokes and recognize that your account on a microblogging site known by 4% of the American population and whose most famous user is Weird Al Yankovich could single-handedly win or lose this election

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everyone online: Okay so here's what we do, we invoke the 25th amendment and add 6 Justices to Supreme Court, and if we can convince 5 senators to run the Constitutional Protocol, the actual government: Starting in 2026 if you make under $40,000 a year the Space Force will use you for fuel

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Latest CNN polling: Republicans think Trump should be immune for his official acts. But with a generic president (i.e. no named attached), Republicans don't think the president should be immune from prosecution. No point arguing rationally with them. They just want to win at any cost.

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I really have lost my former tolerance for "we're doomed/fucked/it's all over/they've won" takes at this point, in that they're the most dangerous attitudes one could possibly have when confronted with a truly existential political threat (which we still DO have levers to address).

Make a band bready Manic Street Bakers

Make a band bready Blue Töaster Cult

a mini aubergine is called a quailseggplant

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Biden is a old doddering candidate, the time to address that was 2020 Harris has bad political instincts and would struggle to win, the time to address that was 2020 There’s no direction in 2024 for Dems without the names Biden and Harris that results in them not doing worse than Biden or Harris

National pundits are doing their level best to manifest a world in which Kamala Harris does not exist

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anyway I can’t think of any way that unceremoniously ejecting the incumbent Dem president from the ticket, four months before the election, with no agreement on a successor, no process to pick one, and most people pushing the idea assuming it WON’T be the vice presidents, could possibly backfire

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In other Iowa news, "Fecal Soup" - "Health experts are warning of the possibility of floodwaters containing "fecal soup" after an agriculture-heavy region in Iowa was inundated with an unprecedented amount of precipitation." abcnews.go.com/US/fecal-sou...

'Fecal soup' could be lurking in Iowa floodwaters, health experts warnabcnews.go.com Health experts are warning of the possibility of floodwaters containing "fecal soup" after Iowa was inundated with an unprecedented amount of rain.

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Biden's age is just a stand-in for whatever criticism would be lobbed against another Dem. Making them younger would only shift the issue. I was just thinking earlier today how Dems ran a veteran in 2004 while war was the main issue, and the GOP successfully smeared him *for winning war medals*.

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Me: This is bad Agitated People: You’re not sufficiently upset about it, you’re not saying explicitly enough how bad it is to meet my emotional needs, I am going to stand here and soil myself while maintaining eye contact until you are as emotive as I am