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Currently Mad about The Bear

@nicoleoking.bsky.social

Regularly wrong on the internet; #twinja herd migration straggler
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If you think the party the took the time to print out all these posters isn't serious about mass deportations you're either intentionally naive or support it and just afraid to say it out loud
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Apropos of nothing, Gaetz’s primary opponent is currently running ads that ask the question “Are your daughters safe with Matt Gaetz?”
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i am not sure “meemaw had 19 loaded guns in the house” hits as well with the general public as it does with the crowd in the room
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It's starting to freak me out that so many people seem to think that a non-white woman generally viewed (rightly or wrongly) as farther left than Biden would have an *easier* time beating Trump than the incumbent old white guy who's already beaten him once.
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i'm just saying, hollywood executives have a lot of money to spend, a lot of dems on speed dial, and were deeply fucking angry about losing the SAG strike, which you can see in all of the shitty foot-dragging they've done since. i don't think it's all california, tho
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a thing i have been thinking about recently is how consistently pro-labor the administration has been from the beginning and how we've seen wealthy donors from industries that have had major labor victories in the last four years suddenly go absolutely barking mad for intraparty chaos
honestly at this point I'm much more concerned that what's actually at heart here is that a lot of high-dollar donors don't have enough of a stooge in Biden. And in that case, there's a pretty significant risk that any replacement, even Harris, will know who they serve at the pleasure of.
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Joe Biden has the opportunity to show up while Trump is on stage at the RNC and do the funniest thing
President Biden has tested positive for COVID
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A lesson from an old boxer, AND a guy whose been in politics, AND an attorney: If you think you're gonna lose, you're probably right. A lot of good can happen if you take a breath, put your mouthguard in, and fight.
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when they named the band Tenacious D they were talking about her
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imagine having any respect at all for your spouse if they wrote this
somebody bring me adam wren's wallet, i guarantee you that i could take it out of his hands, waive it in front of his nose, hand it back to him, and then take it again, and he'd never connect any of it.
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“I just don’t know if I really think Biden believes in any proposed court reforms.” (1) fuck off (2) I don’t care if Joe Biden secretly loves the current SCOTUS so much he wants to kiss Sam Alito on the lips as long as he’s backing reforms
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“In the name of unity, stop taking issue with Jan. 6” is “when you say it’s wrong that I hit you, you’re tearing this family apart” on a national scale.
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Actual speeches by Republican candidates keep stepping on the media's absurd "new unifying tone" narrative
Lake falsely claims that millions of immigrants will illegally vote in the election. Some of the most red-meat language of the #RNC yet.
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Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the release of my last album, Mandatory Fun. So to celebrate, this Friday I’ll be releasing a NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO!!!
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Are you a fan of all of those guys who are directly responsible for making the internet an unusable dogshit hellhole? Well boy do I have a VP for you.
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!!! Wait, I didn’t know about this development. That’s wild! 😳
Since this paragraph has been deleted without retraction, I wonder if the campaign actually said this at all, or the reporter just made it up.
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This is NYT’s portrait of a Trump rally, where the explicit agenda was putting millions of people in concentration camps before deporting them.
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today, we’re all charlie brown’s hoes
Nothing can top this one.
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everybody's gonna be talking about the other stuff today but Shannen Doherty spent the better part of fifty-three years entertaining people and fifty-three is pretty early to have to go and that's hard. travel home safe Shannen D.
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Political assassins don’t necessarily have the politics you imagine. They’re often wildly eccentric. There’s almost never an interesting lesson, or an interesting warning, in anything they say.
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Lmao if I am ever lost in the woods I will simply say "the AR in AR-15 stands for Assassination Rifle" to be immediately found by half a dozen men I do not know
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look i know we're all clinically depressed leftists but automatically going WE'RE DOOMED does not seem prudent
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It’s times like this that I’m glad our media is thoughtful and intentional and is able to resist the lure of sensationalism. *puts hand to ear* Hold on.
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I think a lot of people get into a bad space here because the people with power they actually want to yell at would never in a million years be on Bluesky so we end up yelling at people who aren’t that bad and it makes everyone pissy and weird
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Disney exec: We need you again. Disney lawyer: Which daycare this time? Disney exec: Actually it's— Disney lawyer: A lemonade stand that used a copyrighted image? Disney exec: No, it's Elon Musk. And we're defending basic First Amendment freedoms. Disney lawyer: [Bursts into song]
please universe, please give me a scenario in which Elon Musk sufficiently provokes Disney into legal warfare
Elon Musk calls for “criminal prosecution” of X ad boycott perpetratorsarstechnica.com Congress accused advertisers group of colluding to tank X's revenue.
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lol the counter proposal to Project 2025 is fuckin, don’t do Project 2025. Like don’t let republicans get elected and it won’t happen. If you mean you want to see a leftist plan for turning the country into an autocratic regime, fuck off.
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to be fair, musk is very experienced at overspending on things that lose money
*MUSK DONATES TO TRUMP, TAPPING VAST FORTUNE TO SWING 2024 RACE