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TWISTER is such a great movie. The good storm chasers have sensors that are balls, which are round and wholesome, and the bad storm chasers have sensors that are cubes, the most evil shape.
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This is, in diction and policy, basically a Trump quote. Yikes.
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A guy liked the movie Taxi Driver so much he shot Ronald Reagan!
“we still don’t know the motive” has the motive ever been “i loved him too much?” has the motive ever been like, a surprise
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I love having Hulu Netflix Disney Apple Plus Amazon Prime AMC HBOMax Paramount and Shudder, and still the last literally seven movies I look up to watch I'd have to pay for.
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I think it's terrible how the people driving around with "liberal hunting license" bumper stickers were made to fear for their lives due to political violence
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Some of you care too much about the wrong things; others not enough about the right ones. Signed, the man who through great pains has come to care exactly the appropriate amount about everything
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You know what probably happened is that Trump had become disillusioned with his life and campaign and hired an assassin to take himself out, then after a journey of self-discovery across America with Halle Berry he decided he really did want to live but it was too late to call off the hit.
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"Mordhau" or "murder blow" is a traditional German sword-fighting technique involving using the sword backwards, like an idiot.
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15 one-gram vape cartridges, 110 bucks out the door, Gretchen Whitmer should be putting this in her campaign advertisements.
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Spencer's Gifts sounds like the name of a movie about a sweet little boy who is very sick.
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Republicans locking up the crucial Don Quixote vote.
a dead giveaway that project 2025 was written specifically for—and with input from—trump:
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Is the idea here that Donald Trump will be jealous because the other candidates get to be in a pageant and he loves pageants?
Hey you guys wanna see the dumbest plan to replace Biden possible? www.semafor.com/article/07/0...
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In conclusion, 9/11 is a land of contrasts
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My response when anyone asks me if I've seen the latest news:
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reminded of a scene from Terry Pratchett's Going Postal
A hill I will die on: all white-collar crimes are violent crimes. It's just that the violence is removed from the perpetrator because the perpetrator is wealthy.
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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Starting to think conservatives aren't good people.
As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.
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That's not, in fact, what this is all about x.com/nikkimcr/sta...
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One thing Harris can do that Biden cannot for obvious reasons is immediately and effectively start hammering Trump for HIS age and cognitive decline.
I think what happens then depends on Harris being able to bring new energy and for her team to shift the narrative back to a positive vision for her campaign and the horrors of what a Trump administration would be. But she can absolutely seize the narrative
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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C3PGo to the polls
honestly they’re kinda cooking with this
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The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying
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McCaysville Drug and Gun is a real place that actually exists in north Georgia
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God, this guy is the most milquetoast guy in England, a country where they probably actually eat milk toast.
I want to walk into the sea