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@rhymeswithnick.bsky.social

Beloved Canadian shit-poster. Everything I post is propaganda and I absolutely have a biased agenda. BlueSky elder.
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I haven't watched the show past the first episode but every clip I've ever seen from him on the Bear is all the veins in his face exploding while he screams at people.
I'm always cracking up when I watch Jeremy Allen White on "Thr Bear"! That dude is hilarious!!
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JD Vance looks like the thumbnail for a Mr. Beast video called β€œI paid this child to swallow 800 live bees”
Somebody inflated Glen Campbell.
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JD Vance is the type of villain who would think he has the upper hand on Boyd Crowder only to get absolutely demolished by on Justified. Fuckin B-plot ass motherfucker.
JD Vance is the VP pick most tailored to piss me off. Guy who speaks over residents of deindustrialized coal fields to articulate the most reactionary nativist position possible. Vance: β€œThey say in Harlan County & it’s a racist slur. You’re either with big business or crushed under its spur”
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Oh my god. The got distracted about Magic The Gathering cards.
Incredible stuff.
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Deleted scene from 'Tropic Thunder' where RDJ tells Jack Black you never go full centrist.
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Ohio Hapsburg.
This is what happens when an Ewok grows up and reads Ayn Rand.
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timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social
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time to dust this one off. amen.
Vance is, you guessed it, an adult Catholic convert
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So many liberals quietly taking Hillbilly Elegy off the bookshelf tonight
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I shoot upright at my keyboard, primordial chemicals filling my blood stream. The fight or flight response heightened as pure adrenaline courses through me. A realization so powerful, the thought of saying it aloud could both save and destroy everything. "Hey, ChatGPT...Suck my own dick."
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Danielle Smith claims Canadian conservatives are the victims of β€œdangerous” and β€œoutrageous” rhetoric. Here are 7 times Alberta’s Premier embraced extreme, inflammatory or dangerous rhetoric herself:
7 Times Alberta Premier Danielle Smith Embraced Extreme, Inflammatory or Dangerous Rhetoricpressprogress.ca Danielle Smith says conservatives are the victims of 'dangerous' rhetoric, despite her own history of extreme and inflammatory political rhetoric
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Is this one of those things I can blame on Oprah? Hold on, imma check.
I'm not normally vengeful, but I want to point to Vance's nomination and ascension as the product of every purported liberal who touted his book as "revolutionary" over the objections of all the folks who knew better. That shit is partially on them, and they need to own that.
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He really is a spectacularly dumb cunt.
Bush the Elder flew almost sixty air combat missions against the Japanese in WW2, John Kerry pulled a half dozen men out of the water and into his swift boat in Vietnam while under a hail of direct gunfire, but tell me again about how giving a thumbs up while under a literal human shield is tough.
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Historically bizarre messaging to be telling people that fascism is at the gates and this is the most historic election of all time. Also we're going to put forth a semi conscious candidate and stop campaigning so the temperature can turn down and we wish Hitler 2 a speedy recovery
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I shoot upright at my keyboard, primordial chemicals filling my blood stream. The fight or flight response heightened as pure adrenaline courses through me. A realization so powerful, the thought of saying it aloud could both save and destroy everything. "Hey, ChatGPT...Suck my own dick."
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Scott Adams wants you to believe he knows words so powerful it makes him a technomancer, but not so powerful that he can't convince a woman to stay married to him.
this is the most low budget only on amazon prime ass concept for a horror movie I've ever heard
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I love "Connecticut" in the fall.
Sounds great ChatGPT thanks again for being so smart
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At least the posting has been great the last 24 hours.
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SPOCK: My freak to your freak. My thots to your thots
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Imagine your last tweet being a reply to Catturd. Lol
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Cool. Another like, "Leftist doomers, this is your fault." Meanwhile the great Democratic machine is abandoned on the side of a freeway.
A senior House Democrat says efforts to replace Biden at the top of the ticket have stopped because, β€œWe've all resigned ourselves to a second Trump presidency."
Trump rally shooting upends congressional Democrats' crisis over Biden's candidacywww.axios.com Rep. Dean Phillips said it would be "unpatriotic and unprincipled" to focus on anything besides the shooting.
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Literally their main thing is their sacred right to accumulate enough weaponry to overthrow the government.
It's so obvious it's barely worth mentioning, but the right believes political violence and punishing their enemies and violent protest is for them to do to the left, and it is an affront to the natural order if done to them. That's it. The hypocrisy is part of the thrill.
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Whenever I'm drinking with a paper straw and it inevitably fails, I like to think what it would be like to [redacted] a BP Oil exec for sport on a remote island.
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