The newest TikTok trend is Bombadiling, where a Gen-Zer will film themself being a merry fellow wearing a bright blue jacket and boots that are yellow.
Some 42 year old DC social media consultant is going to post something like "Trumps not like us so retweet if you're going to step this way step this way to the polls" and we can't stop that. We don't have the technology. We need one of those goo kids from Minority Report and they're illegal now.
my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail
me: one mixed emotions please, barkeep
barkeep: I don’t know what that is
me: you put all my hopes and dreams and happiness and sadness and loneliness and insecurities in the cocktail mixer and give it a good, hard shake
barkeep:
me: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ
Sometimes I'm looking at you like I'm paying attention but I'm just thinking of this song from 1996 where a girl says "and that's all I want to do, roller skate"
Would you still love me if I stood silent at the tree line, if you could tell I was waiting for something? Would you still love me if you dreamt of me always just out of reach, eyes sending a message that never arrives? If I was like a song you couldn’t remember the words to?
I want everyone to think about what Trump will do with explicit absolute immunity from prosecution and the full power of the presidency of the United States of America
those are the stakes in November, full stop
look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.