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@srwiggles.bsky.social

Professional beard envier. War Eagle
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Look to my coming at first light on the 5th day. At dawn, look to the East
He has arrived.
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Good luck and Godspeed to all our British brothers and sister as they kick the ever loving shit out of the tories today
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BREAK THEM. it’s our country, not theirs.
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look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.
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It's hard to even imagine the limits of the power that SCOTUS has just handed the president. If you can keep 34 senators and the military on your side, you can do anything.
The really bitter irony here is that SCOTUS is making the president a king while a Democrat is president. They aren't worried about it because they know Democrats won't accept Biden actually acting the way they are saying he can.
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We need so many more Americans to watch sports since clearly they’ve never watched Iowa win a game by punting 18 times in a row
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climate activists, if you really want to bring about change rather than just jerking each other’s puds, quit throwing soup on paintings and start torching bitcoin mines
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The older I get, the more I feel like "slowly, then all at once" describes how the whole world works
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Time is a flat circle
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
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Encanto is absolutely undefeated at making me cry. Seriously, that thing weapons grade
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thanks to the liquor store clerk who said “looks like we’re celebrating!” and quietly applied their employee discount to my sparkling wine
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This is a massive win that I'm taking without thinking too much about it. I can't wait to listen to the weirdo MAGA guy at work cry about it tonight
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The only people who've ever held Trump meaningfully accountable over the last nine years have been ordinary Americans and they've spent that entire time being lectured to and berated by elites who've failed to do anything.
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Fuck Shari, and fuck her berries too
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Spotify really did wake up and choose violence
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I saw this posted on twitter but I don't think that user is on BlueSky and I wanted to share it here... This interview with Ethan Hawke perfectly describes the importance of art.
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One of my crank takes is that the apocalyptic takes about climate change are actively harmful to mitigation — no, the planet is not in danger. No, the human species is not in danger. SPECIFIC humans, the poor, are in danger and our moral obligation is to their lives not some abstract Gaia nonsense.
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*after picking her up and walking into the store with my kid* “Dada, I want you to put me down because I’m a big girl now” Y’all I’m not ready for this
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usually in kids movies, the villain's plan is undone by some sort of mistake the villain makes due to their own flaws, but in THE LITTLE MERMAID, everything in Ursula's plan works perfectly and then Prince Eric fixes it by just straight up murdering her.
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I have now listened to Cowboy Carter. And my god that shit is so good. Absolute flames
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This is like, actually sacrilegious
It would appear Trump is currently promoting a "God Bless the USA" Bible, which includes America's founding documents — Constitution, Declaration of Independence, etc. — as well as sacred scripture.
God Bless The USA Biblewww.youtube.com PRESIDENT TRUMP ENDORSES AND PROMOTES “GOD BLESS THE USA BIBLE” TO MAKE AMERICA PRAY AGAIN TO KICK OFF HOLY WEEK LEADING INTO EASTERPurchase Here: https://go...
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libnozzle has at least one use, and I’m deeply curious about that one
Found on Tumblr
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No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist, who is it? I feel like I’m fucked, but in ways more terrible than I could imagine
No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist, who is it? Hmm.
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