“How does the book say to ask?”
“May I please have some food.”
“And, what did YOU say?”
“I don’t remember.”
“What did YOU say?”
“Gimme food, bitch.”
“See the difference?”
“I guess.”
Big mistake to be loyal to any particular religion. As a free agent you can sign up with whichever religion is offering the best salvation package at that time
I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
“Yeah, yeah, sure, I know what he’s done to others, but I’ll be the one helper that he doesn’t try to destroy” - Huge Craven Pieces of Shit Who Never Learn
Cannot express how funny the cybertruck is. It's shorter than a crossover SUV. It is so weirdly smooth but also looks like a toy you'd see at the back of a TJ Maxx. It's tiny, while also looking like it was designed and assembled by apes
after running garbage disposal by mistake again: ha oops sorry i always do that lol
guy in the electric chair: why the fuck are those switches next to each other
Your occasional reminder:
Pallet: the wooden things used to package items for shipping. Also, a rough bed.
Palette: the range of colors used by an artist. Also, the wooden thing you put paints on.
Palate: What kinds of flavors a person likes. Also, the roof of the mouth.
imagine: you’ve bought a cybertruck. it shows up. it’s ugly. it’s impractical. people laugh in your face. you can’t sell it. so you pull it into your garage, close the garage door with the engine on and wait to fall asleep.
four hours later you remember it’s electric and shoot yourself instead.
Asked to write an Artist’s Statement:
My goal is to inspire people to participate in the unfolding of the universe
Or
Get them to believe they shouldn’t kill each other.
the guy across the street cuts his grass into neat criss-cross rows twice a week and i like to think of him watching me going out and hacking mine to random heights with my electric scythe and a little tear rolls down his face
