Sharty

Sharty

@shartthrob.bsky.social

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Dumpster model

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Hallucinating

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It’s Friday, have some fun! I’m opening gin shortly.

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At this very moment 248 years ago, Thomas Jefferson was frantically searching for an open Kinkos.

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Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy

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"enjoy the camps" starter pack.

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the library rules

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man remember when yelling "hyaawwwgh" was enough to disqualify you from being president

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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika

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You and the crew the day after Pride.

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Everybody freaking out about extrajudicial killings is going to lose it when they find out about the existence of cops.

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good news everyone. ive found a job im really passionate about and i start next week. i will be killing people for Boeing

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Generals gathered in their masses

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I will stop mid argument to take a bite of my cheeseburger and fries.

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"We live in hell." Factcheck: true

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me: i’m chonking on food please call 911 my friends: chonking

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lol see yall in the gulag

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The existence of Funyuns implies the existence of Boringyuns.

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MY HUMAN SAID, “CATS DON’T EAT DORITOS.” I SAY, SHOULD WE NOT STRIVE TO BUILD BETTER WORLDS?

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Vitamins aren’t real. There’s no way I’m getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink

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fuck the CIA and cheers to the people of Bolivia 🍷

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We got tricked by science fiction into thinking a futuristic city is all about flying cars and crystal towers and hologram billboards but what it really looks like is nice apartment blocks, good mass transit, pedestrian zones with shade trees and safe bike lanes.

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Other than that, Carrie, how was the prom?

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Urgente: Gato

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I reject the goth/preppy binary and instead approximate this system using multi-dimensional analysis, with the 5 axes being: scary, sporty, baby, posh, and ginger

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Whenever you need me, call my name into a dumpster, and I’ll be there, ready and eager to disappoint.

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I wish Kendrick Lamar on all my enemies

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What if you asked a ghost why he was haunting you and they said "no one said RIP"

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Stealing your cybertruck and taking it to the demolition derby for improvements.

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Es ist so einfach die Fehler in anderen zu erkennen, die man selbst schon gemacht hat.

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Guys I think Stonehenge will be okay.