Socialist Hermit

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Drink your drugs, stay in milk, & don't do school!

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Thrilled to announce my new job at the Times transcribing everything Elon Musk babbles while he’s in a K-hole

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Newsletter: Goldman Sachs has called BS on Generative AI, and I believe that it's time that everybody follows suit - generative AI is unreliable, unsustainable, requires an entire rebuild of America's power grid, and is most decidedly not the future. www.wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

Pop Culturewww.wheresyoured.at A week and a half ago, Goldman Sachs put out a 31-page-report (titled "Gen AI: Too Much Spend, Too Little Benefit?”) that includes some of the most damning literature on generative AI I've ever seen. ...

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Actually no, let's do this; it would be Good, Actually

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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no fireworks allowed so throwing handfuls of hot dogs into the air

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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The Democratic Party has no good options because they opted to give the public no good options. This is a disaster of their own making and no one has a magic fix for the catastrophe they’ve created. That Trump could be so well positioned is an unthinkable failure of politics.

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yeah if you're posting screencaps of aaron rupar, and it's not to make fun of him, my mom says we can't be friends

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I don't get it, why can't they commit fraud? Congress is doing it, scotus is doing it, the presidents do it, the wealthiest people in the world do it, everyone they are told to look up to and respect are celebrated for it. Why wouldn't they think they could commit fraud? It's the American Way.

Gen Zers are so disillusioned with the economy that they think it’s OK to commit fraudfortune.com A third of Gen Zers either know someone who has participated in payment fraud or have done so themselves.

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Christ on a cracker these people have no chill

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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Waiting impatiently to learn how this is all the fault of leftists.

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sanderling inn, duck, north carolina, 1985

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Report: Nuclear War Sounds Fucking Amazing Right Now

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help

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I’ve texted so many friends: “Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” takes place on June 27th. Enjoy your day!” Heheheheheehehe. 🪨

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Pull up a cofffe. and get comfy. because its time for the go off kingms famous morning post. because its time for the go off kings famous mortninmg post and you know what that means the morning stream cant be too far behind. im pulling out my coffee jf. im pulling our myu coffee. this is goo teitch

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Serial killer on TV: - extremely smart - also, cunning like an animal - charismatic but cold ‐ troubled childhood - operatic sensibilities - can only be caught by the greatest detective Serial killer IRL: - just a cop - a regular cop - cops won't stop him because he is a cop

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the delicate balance of power (2024)

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My apologies to the Italians I wasn’t familiar with your game

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This should be the U.S. flag, tbh

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Actually some things happened like a journalist died because her car was filled with bombs

There are two entirely different legal and economic systems in this country, and even when their secrets are dragged out into the light, literally nothing changes. The scale of difference between millionaire and billionaire in both money and power is far too big for most to even comprehend.

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stop, stop, one woman can only be SO COOL

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I've told this story before, but when my paternal grandmother passed, her daughters fought for DAYS over who would get her precious ever-guarded recipe book, finally agreed they would share it, opened it to copy down the recipes and found it had only 1 entry which said "Book I pretend has recipes"

Tell me something funny about someone important to you who’s passed on. Anecdote, factoid, excellent one-liner—dealer’s choice.

Oh, so when poor folks are forced to rip the copper out of the walls, it's depraved & problematic; but when corporations have to do it, it's an "enormous commercial opportunity".

Well, now that Trump has been found guilty, we can finally get subsidized healthcare, housing, & education! The aiding & abetting of war crimes in Gaza will cease as well! We'll also finally address climate change seriously! Now, to take a large sip of water & read this note I was just handed...

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wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass

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this has to be the least compelling pitch of all time