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Very tall. Very frazzled. Probably very late. he/him/heybigguy
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I'm watching The Boys, and this line feels very real especially today in France Anyway, let's vote the fascists out
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In all meanings of the phrase, the press has decided that Biden cannot win. I don't mean the election. I mean they decide what winning means and there is nothing he can do to win with them.
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Quick style poll: should I block assholes on here so they know they’re blocked and prevented from reading my stuff, or mute them so that they scream into the void, but still see my stuff which they can still smear all over?
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A lot of people expressing certainty that this or that move will lead to this or that outcome and I'm like what time traveling Sports Almanac did you get? No one knows shit.
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I’m a loser who doesn’t realize that electoral outcomes determine what policies and governance actually happen.
I'm an idiot who is hyper focused on electoral outcomes and not policy nor governence.
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Facebook really hates this post, by the way. Not sure why.
America is not perfect. Far from it. But there are ideals worth fighting for, values worth pursuing, even when we fall short. Don’t abandon it to the totalitarians. https://www.popehat.com/p/the-fourth-of-july
The Fourth Of Julywww.popehat.com The America That Could Be
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America is not perfect. Far from it. But there are ideals worth fighting for, values worth pursuing, even when we fall short. Don’t abandon it to the totalitarians. https://www.popehat.com/p/the-fourth-of-july
The Fourth Of Julywww.popehat.com The America That Could Be
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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me
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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.
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Important thread. And if you think the Republican House wouldn’t do this, ask Supreme Court Justice Merrick Garland.
1/ I'm agnostic as to whether Biden should withdraw from the race. It's a genuinely tough question IMO. But I have clarity on one thing: He should absolutely not step down as president. If Harris becomes President, the Vice Presidency is empty. Under the 25th Amendment ...
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Just a jaw-dropper from the state whose attorney general is currently trying to execute an innocent man. innocenceproject.org/missouri-cir...
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Isn't it interesting that they're trying to frame themselves as initiating *that* war instead of the Civil War? Wannabe Confederates still don't like being called what they are. Probably because it reminds them they lost the first time.
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org
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Coup talk. Just out in the open. And not addressed as such by the opposing party or the sitting president.
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org
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Clarence Thomas unquestionably committed tax fraud on his motorcoach deal and the president has the power to put him in handcuffs this afternoon, in his official capacity in charge of the IRS and federal law enforcement
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The 14th Amendment says if you were involved in an insurrection you can't be president. SCOTUS said they won't allow anyone to enforce that because of reasons they made up. The Constitution doesn't say the president is immune from criminal law. SCOTUS decided he is because of reasons they made up.
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The universe’s moral arc is bent by people. It’s not some passive thing you can just assume will happen. If we don’t bend it, then sure as shit nobody else will.
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"These are not justices; these are Trump cronies. This is not legal reasoning; this is vandalism. ... It is not just a grant of immunity for past crimes, but an enthusiastic endorsement of the ones he will commit if given the chance." www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Supreme Court Gives Its Blessing to Trump’s Criminalitywww.theatlantic.com And gives him permission for a despotic second term.
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BREAKING. Evolution is teleological, SCOTUS decides, 7-2. Dark energy is laminar, 6-3. Endosymbiosis did not occur, 6-3. Quantum indeterminacy returned to strict Einsteinian physics, 5-4. Galenic medicine to be standard NIH policy, 7-2. Multi-value logic banned as "Satan's crazy lies", 8-1.
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This is a massively generous offer.
If you're a comic book letterer and would like your portfolio reviewed, I can make time to do so. I try my best to recommend other letterers to potential clients when my plate is full. I have a great list, but I'm always happy to add to that. Reach me through here: www.arianamaher.com/contact
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SCOTUS is telling us that it has completely signed on to the project of a second Trump administration, which is establishing an elected autocracy.
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Homelessness is a choice; everyone can always find themselves a friendly billionaire who will give them a house, trips on a superyacht, and vacations to a private resort. Just ask Clarence Thomas.
The right wing majority on scotus legalizes bribery and criminalizes homelessness because to them, rich people deserve rights and poor people deserve nothing. If they were deserving they’d be rich.
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SCOTUS, in a 6-3 ruling: look at me, I'm the captain now.
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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here
God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."
To serve his country, Donald Trump should leave the race | Editorial Boardwww.inquirer.com Biden had a horrible night Thursday. But the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump.
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You know the US is a country of the middle class because our two most sacred documents are a procedural manual (the Constitution) and an angry letter to management (the Declaration of Independence).
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LEFT: New York Times columnist Ross Douthat RIGHT: Also New York Times columnist Ross Douthat
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David Gerrold said that the people who hate us can afford to take time off. It's a game to them. A hobby. But for us it's life and death, and we don't get to take breaks. That's their weapon, exhaustion. To survive we have to find ways to recharge.