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the editor of the New York Times reacting to a potential Trump second term with “fasten your seatbelts” is so deeply vile i can’t wrap my mind around it. these people have detached themselves so completely from the things they cover that the rise of fascism becomes just something exciting to watch
I'm no ivy league fail upward brunchlord news professional, but I feel it's generous to call conspiratorial fascism (managed by a sociopathic manbaby with a fourth grade reading level) "disruptive" that's kind of like saying nuclear annihilation is "modifying"
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Absolute nonsense. This poll was a year ago! EVERYONE thought Biden was too old for another term, it’s the “elites” who are panicking now because it can’t be concealed any more. Biden is polling behind Dem senators and ‘generic Democrat’ BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS HE IS TOO OLD FOR ANOTHER TERM
Anyway, I’m out. I tried beating back the ocean on Afghanistan, Snowden, Yemen, etc. It’s not worth it. I truly hope this doesn’t end in disaster but it feels more likely than ever. We have self destructed because some rich people on TV had a panic attack after a debate. Good for us.
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joe biden isn’t gonna fuck you dude
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if you got jeff daniels to play his Newsroom character and speak slowly and directly into the camera on Morning Joe you could fix this entire biden situation in a matter of minutes
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the empire strikes back should've been called star wars 2
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girl (flirting): yeah ive really been getting into astrology lately dude (dick so hard it could etch diamonds): lol that's such an aquarium thing to say
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easy to chalk the stuff in france up to some vague platitude about ~voting~ but it feels to me like more proof that you have to give people something to vote FOR, and that socialism remains better equipped to beat fascism than liberalism does! just one gal’s opinion
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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.
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we're all dead this is hell and we're gonna keep getting the "Listen kiddo, I get it" lecture from democrats for eternity
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At what point do we all realize that Biden has a gun to our heads and Trump is the bullet
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i watched the debate. his mental decline is not a media psyop. biden has been a public figure my entire life he is no longer the biden he once was. nobody is going to buy your bullshit
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Not the most terrifying thing but perhaps the most infuriating: every single thing we said about these fascist Republican fucks has been proved out and all the people who assured us that what is happening would never happen smoothly pivoted to yes it's happening but it will be fine.
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I don't! imo this kind of statement is very calculated. I wouldn't say it's a sign that Clyburn wants or expects Biden to step aside but I do think it is a sign that it is being considered and he's giving the party notice that Harris would be the replacement and he expects no funny business.
I think people are overreading that Jim Clyburn quote x.com/MSNBC/status...
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the conservative theory of law in one headline
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BREAKING: SCOTUS Rules 6-3 That We Can All Go Fuck Ourselves
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joe biden can make whatever executive order he wants now which is why he's going to write "jely beans" on a burger king wrapper
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Cheney and Bush can come out now and brag about doing 9/11, looks like they had immunity after all 😅
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made some gyoza, missed a lot, how did the handmaidens to autocracy at cnn do? they didn't make mr. trump uncomfortable did they
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we live in an age in which we have near limitless storage for data. unfortunately at this time we must erase all works of culture to make room for the infinite sea of machine slop
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the heat is melting the microplastics in my urine and it's coming out like dental floss and i've been pulling it out for five minutes like a magician's handkerchief trick
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I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just don’t, like, ever talk about it
The first rule of avoiding scam calls is to never answer unknown numbers, and even some known ones. Curious? Bored? Worried it’s an emergency? Wait the extra minute it takes for the call to go to voice mail, then decide if it’s legitimate.
Sick of scams? Stop answering your phone.www.washingtonpost.com Phone scams are still hugely popular — and they depend entirely on people curious enough to answer.
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The only people who've ever held Trump meaningfully accountable over the last nine years have been ordinary Americans and they've spent that entire time being lectured to and berated by elites who've failed to do anything.
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Supreme Court redefines marriage to allow cop to marry the concept of Shooting A Dog. “we love it so much that we want to marry it” says police spokesperson
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One of the things about really sad country songs is that you can picture the dad that everyone was afraid of when you were growing up crying to it
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I dunno man, I think if libs or the left had a conference where they openly talked about ending democracy and Amy Klobuchar was hanging out with stalinists and Joe Bid-you know what there’s not even a comparison because if you go halfway to what is happening at CPAC the NYT would dissolve into goo
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Raisin Bran Crunch is the GOAT. I’ve tried others but none measure up
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Is there a way for both teams to lose the Super Bowl