PenguinGuy

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Rough out leather looks super cool but it is fucking impossible to maintain.

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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.

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France dropkicked a baldly fascist political coalition out of office, imo if we can’t manage to do the same we should give back the Statue of Liberty

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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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Cape Penguins (Spheniscus demersus) Maclear Beach, Cape of Good Hope, Table Mountain N.P. South Africa #birds

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i genuinely believe this is the average american voter and all of us on here are insane

I cannot count how many conversations with my friends in the past few days have essentially gone like this:

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The darkness of old forgotten sounds…

What the fuck happened with fireworks. I swear it wasn't always like this. How did this happen.

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Not to be corny but I do think the ongoing aspiration to make America a pluralist democracy of equals is righteous, beautiful, and worth honoring, even if it has more often been the struggle of minorities & dissenters than the policy of the government. 🇺🇸

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Today, July 4th, most Americans will celebrate their independence by sitting in traffic on subsidized highways in cars they financed via high-interest loans from multinational banks and that they fueled with dinosaur juice imported from petrostates that hate the U.S.

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Yup. Lots of people pointing out obviously this would be weaponized against LGBTQ folks. But also it just fundamentally bristles with a hostility towards privacy and freedom that runs through the entire project.

And, their definition of "porn" includes acknowledging the existence of trans people.

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these people do not intend to ever lose power again

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

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really cannot emphasize enough how plainly all this proves that the first priority of the next Democratic administration needs to be democracy reform --filibuster --electoral college --court reform --dc and pr statehood --new voting rights act --gerrymandering

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not a dunk on bouie but it is genuinely quite something to see the third-person effect polled *directly*

super interesting to me that Harris doesn’t just do better than Biden here but does better than most of the floated alternatives www.cnn.com/2024/07/02/p...

CNN Poll: Most voters think Democrats have a better chance of keeping White House if Biden isn’t the nominee | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Three-quarters of US voters say the Democratic Party would have a better shot at holding the presidency in 2024 with someone other than President Joe Biden at the top of the ticket, according to a new...

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Everyone is always afraid to say why people like Trump or Marie Le Pen have some level of popularity and it’s just that there’s a lot of people in the world who believe in racism. You end up with these goofy ass explanations for Trump where it’s NAFTA or shit and it’s like no you know what it is

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ok but seriously nut up. nobody here loves biden. I’d rather vote for a sentient captcha machine that electrocutes my eyeballs every time I tag all the bicycles and it thinks I missed a fuckin train wheel. but that’s what we got and if you want to live in a fantasy I have no time for your ass

should I make a terrible effort at lightening the mood with a just awful biden / fredrick wilhelm joke yes/no

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Me when other people are questioning if they are gay enough to call themselves gay: we love you!!! If you think you're gay you're gay!!! Me when I'm questioning if I'm really gay: if I'm not willing to suck 1 trillion dicks at the same time can I really call myself bi.

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What does it say about our society that "Think of the poor doggos!" is a more effective PSA against setting off fireworks in residential areas than "You have actual human neighbors you see every day with severe mental health issues who you are giving trauma responses"

Make a band bready: Mass of the Fermenting Dough

Make a band bready Goodspeed! You Black Rye

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Watching various California Dems celebrating a conservative Supreme Court decision rolling back the 8th amendment rights of homeless people like:

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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."

To serve his country, Donald Trump should leave the race | Editorial Boardwww.inquirer.com Biden had a horrible night Thursday. But the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump.

The neighbor cat is in my patio and is very happy to see me ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

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once again its very cute that everyone who has poisoned their brains thinks that this election is going to be about anything other than abortion, the thing donald trump looked down the barrel of a camera and said it was good to ban

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Bringing back this 2016 banger: Hi! During the upheaval of your glorious revolution, I need to know what kind of healthcare you'll have in place. People who depend on steady supplies of lifesaving medication don't suddenly stop existing during a revolution.

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yes, what i think would be best for the party is to give the state republican parties of nevada, arizona, georgia, wisconsin and pennsylvania the opportunity to disqualify a democratic nominee for having failed to follow process

What no one has mentioned is Ohio GOP tried to block Biden from even being on the ballot & it took the governor intervention to make sure he would be on (despite following all the rules) You just going to replace him & expect no GOP shenanigans Whomever replaces him might not even be on all ballots

I do not think there are a large amount of people who 1. Voted for Biden in 2020, 2. Are checked-in enough to watch the debate, and 3. Are checked-out enough to think being old is worse than constantly lying.

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You see if you demand bribery payment up front it’s a bribe, but if you do it upon completion of services rendered, it’s a “gratuity.” Like a tip for your bartender.

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Yeah there’s literally a question about accepting a gift like this from a contractor in our HR ethics training module and the answer is *OBVIOUSLY NOT*

Like the exact “gratuity” situation is well known to businesses who do public/private work, and it’s just universally considered to be—at best—clearly unethical.