Coal haver

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Artist, dog lover, and avid reader

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So SEC media days are going well

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Ok I’m not sure I actually know what zyn is now?

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Republicans play by flopping soccer rules, turning a light shin graze into a being attacked with a hammer. Democrats play ultimate frisbee rules, calling fouls on themselves for the spirit of the game.

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Enormous fan of Ricki Lake's grey hair organic weed farmer era If you've starred in a bunch of John Waters movies at the start of your career & now you harvest bare kilos you're the number one G of life & that's not even including the talk show

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It's kind of funny that Bernie Sanders is the most reliable, loyal, and effective campaigner the Dems have and the Dems fucking hate him for that

Sen. Bernie Sanders came out with a fierce op-ed backing Joe Biden amid growing Dem revolt: "He will be the candidate and should be the candidate."

Bernie Sanders Throws Support Behind Biden: ‘Enough!’www.huffpost.com Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) penned a strong endorsement of Biden in The New York Times’ opinion section on Saturday that cited his national policy...

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a key element of the appeal of Republicans to pencil-necked political reporters has always been the idea that the macho tough guys will let you be one of them if you side with the GOP and they'll call you a pussy if you side with the Dems

Settle down, boys

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The reality as it exists is that Joe Biden is the incumbent President and won the primary, and he is facing off against -another- oatmeal brained old person who is, essentially, the same damn age as him unless you think some magical barrier is passed once you turn 80

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a reminder that he is, among many other things, a shameless gossip who pays ceaseless attention to what the VIPs of the DC scene are saying at cocktail parties

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Page A1: BREAKING NEWS: ASHLEY JUDD SAYS BIDEN SHOULD STEP DOWN Page B16: City of Houston has no power for a week and its 105 degrees there and no one's doing anyting to help them boring boring boring

The fourth largest city in America is still in crisis under a deadly heatwave & the power company can't get hundreds of thousands of households back online, but you'd barely know it from our national news.

850K CenterPoint customers remain without power after Hurricane Berylwww.houstonchronicle.com More than 850,000 CenterPoint customers were without power four days after Hurricane Beryl hit the Texas coast.

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Maybe I’m behind the curve on this one, but virtually any sandwich can be improved by lightly toasting the bread before you make it, would recommend.

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politics poster: have you heard the latest rumors about what teaching college deans think about biden having parkinso normie: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PROJECT 2025 SHIT

PEOPLE Magazine! What Is Project 2025? Inside the Far-Right Plan Threatening Everything from the Word 'Gender' to Public Education people.com/what-is-proj...

What Is Project 2025? Inside the Far-Right Plan Threatening Everything from the Word 'Gender' to Public Educationpeople.com Donald Trump's far-right allies created Project 2025 as a blueprint for his possible second term. The controversial plan would push a Christian nationalist agenda that dramatically reshapes the U.S. g...

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Look how the fucking @nytimes.com is both-siding Project 2025 in its push notification. People Magazine did a better job on Project 2025 than the NYT, ffs. Truly, fuck the @nytimes.com

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Don't print lies in the newspaper

Look how the fucking @nytimes.com is both-siding Project 2025 in its push notification. People Magazine did a better job on Project 2025 than the NYT, ffs. Truly, fuck the @nytimes.com

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Welp it happened again. Russian T90 tank this time.

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Elon Musk is a little like Socrates in the sense that he’a a public intellectual who we should force to drink hemlock

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lmao FUCK THIS. Trump's Project 2025 wants to take money out of your wallet and give it to your boss

Project 2025, page 592: make it harder for employees to be paid at overtime rates by allowing employers to average the number of hours worked over 2-4 weeks

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Nate Silver is going to say 75 things have an 80% chance of happening he’s just making it up

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He's still just an amateur to Larry Summers, who in March 2021 confidently predicted ⅓ chance of stagflation, ⅓ chance of a recession, and a ⅓ chance of no inflation and steady economic growth. He tried to cover every base and was somehow still wrong, as we got inflation and growth together.

Nate Silver is going to say 75 things have an 80% chance of happening he’s just making it up

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It's no coincidence that the Jefferson Memorial, a creation of the New Deal, chose to highlight this particularly apt quote from Jefferson.

A lot of it has faded, to be sure. But this, by Jefferson--standing tall, inscribed in his memorial--speaks down through the ages, and inviting a nation that needs to hear it, to choose a better future for itself, unshackled by any laws or institutions that fail to move us forward to a better future

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I can't believe we got a sequel

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Very funny that the Times was so certain about the panic they were causing that they set up a little live update election-season scoreboard for it

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Hey you guys wanna see the dumbest plan to replace Biden possible? www.semafor.com/article/07/0...

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when voters turnout it leads to better outcomes for the left. funny how that works.

BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.

Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...

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JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:

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Bernie taupin: I have some lyrics for you Elton. I expect the music on my desk by Monday morning Elton john: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir

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The biggest issue with Biden coverage is that he’s now The Story, which means that most of the press is focused on The Story and not any of the context or consequences. If we were having a serious discussion about qualifications for presidency, age, and the two main candidates, I’d be fine with it.

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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct

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Voters just blame whoever is President for whatever happens during their Presidency, which is a major reason why allowing the situation where the Supreme Court absurdly gets to make policy across whatever issue they want to persist is so deadly to Democrats

Stuff like this makes me bananas “For Antinya Walker, 19, who says she will be voting in her first presidential election this fall…said she believed Biden was against women’s rights. She blamed him for tightened abortion restrictions across the country”

In deep-blue L.A., Democrats feel worried, betrayed, stoic about Biden's futurewww.latimes.com Democratic voters in deep-blue LA County debated whether Biden should remain the presidential nominee following his disastrous debate performance last week.

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For real though it sucks that Britain, a damp rock the size of one of my city's medium sized parks, has a legislature with more representatives than the United States. We deserve better.

No but I love when all you beautiful sickos start posting shit like "Bogroubler flips Hambarn upon Gwynyychlyyrah! A huge result!" It's like hanging out with people being poisoned by carbon monoxide. None of those places are real