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Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social · 4 days
A writer lives their whole life for an opportunity like this.
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San Francisco is back sfstandard.com/2024/07/11/n...
Naked men save tourist from random assault in Castrosfstandard.com Justice went full frontal in the Castro last week when two nudists took down a man attacking a tourist on the street. The naked vigilantes—Pete Sferra of San Jose and Lloyd Fishback of San Francisco—w...
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mental chillness @dadjokes.icu · 5 days
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 5 days
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Avatar bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 8 mo
i cannot wait to urinate on a cybertruck. i am going to simply blast it with peepee
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 8 days
At the unveiling ceremony, Eric Adams is flipping switches on the back of ED-209, trying to turn on bluetooth so he can make it play Empire State of Mind and the thing is just blasting the crowd to bits
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11 days
it's the fourth of july so time to watch the movie I watch every year
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merritt k @merrittk.com · 14 days
hey check out this horror comic i wrote and @shaydh.bsky.social illustrated merrittk.itch.io/the-war-foll...
The War Follows Me Wherever I Go by merritt kmerrittk.itch.io A horror comic about things you can't hide from
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15 days
i don't mind doing extremely hard and stupid things to get laid, but it can't involve learning the rules of a board game created on kickstarter. the line has to be drawn somewhere.
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Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social · 15 days
just watched it again, great every time
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16 days
I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots
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Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social · 19 days
I ate three hot dogs last night and woke up this morning feeling rested and refreshed, follow me for more health tips
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Branson Reese 🇵🇸 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 19 days
Everybody should read Swan Boy
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3liza @3liza.bsky.social · 19 days
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 19 days
Bluesky starter pack: picture of Alf (nude), a bumper sticker that says "Eat Shit Jimmy Fallon," and a suspicious-looking chicken sandwich. Order now, supplies are limited!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22 days
they should rename NYC to "Mute City" like in F-zero
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 24 days
Avatar Techmeme @techmeme.com · 24 days
In an interview, OpenAI CTO Mira Murati says "some creative jobs maybe will go away" due to AI, "but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place" (Kate Irwin/PCMag) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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deadpan @deadpan.bsky.social · 24 days
Mulder: *throws Scully a file* ever heard of the you alien
Avatar No Particular Dave @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 24 days
love to look up sexy celeb pics online
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Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social · 25 days
the delicate balance of power (2024)
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1 mo
youtu.be/IogOMAn3dsM?...
Good Times Incorporated in Arlington Makes Van Modifications For Every Taste - February 1975youtu.be WFAA Collection
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Nonfic-Jen @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 1 mo
It's pretty incredible to think they somehow spent fifty BILLION dollars on this as of a year or two ago and not only can I not fathom where that money went, but we barely even talk about it because it's overshadowed by even stupider wastes entirely by guys named Sam.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 4 mo
me: I have seen leftists on here say that they want to be ruled by king babar. they want an authoritarian elephant to be president lady w/ bitmoji avatar who just left huge labradoodle turds in neighbors yard: shameful. shameful. these people have never had real jobs
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Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1 mo
The locals don't realize this greenhouse is actually my ship that crash landed centuries ago.
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Ellie Veightor @cheatlines.co · 1 yr
Imagining Donald Trump over the centuries morphing into a Mari Lwyd type figure dressed up in a crudely framed talking heads Big Suit and tie and you go around to people's houses reciting "big strong men with tears in their eyes" and they give you candy to make you go away
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brendle @brendle.bsky.social · 2 mo
trump slipping and falling into a wood chipper which spits his pulp out onto some grass next to it and then flowers grow up from it and they have little trump hairdos is actually good for trump and makes his base stronger: my article for the new york times
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merritt k @merrittk.com · 2 mo
[gets rejected for a job] uh excuse me but i have 30,000 followers on the website blue sky? oh you havent heard of it? its like an early retirement home for 30-somethings who wish twitter clout still meant anything
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 2 mo
Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!! War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!! Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!
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Branson Reese 🇵🇸 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2 mo
swanboy.com/comic/cygnus...
cygnuslad2swanboy.com Visit the post for more.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 2 mo
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Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social · 2 mo
Every actor who's ever played Batman should also have to play Beetlejuice.
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 2 mo
We now have a website. udm14.com
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Tell your friends about &udm=14
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 2 mo
millennials are “quiet-pissing” into little glass bottles they keep hidden from their boss even when he’s been working up a mighty big thirst