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When the France election results are good
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my husband wakes up earlier than me for work and so he lets the dog out some mornings when he says bye he'll whisper into my sleeping ear, "Luka has diarrhea"
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There's always a little gremlin in the corner waiting to tell you what you did wrong
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this is the most futile thing my phone ever does
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The shit non-Jews say about Jews who criticize Israel is really something to behold
Mike Johnson went on Fox News to claim Bernie Sanders is "parroting Hamas talking points" to condemn Netanyahu's upcoming speech in Congress. Bernie's response is worth watching: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXAu...
Bernie Sanders Strikes Back After Vicious Fox News Attackwww.youtube.com Speaker Mike Johnson attacked Senator Bernie Sanders, claiming he uses Hamas talking points by opposing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Sen. Sande...
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do you know what I would do for a Tesco Express in this empty lot across the street from the Light Street library?
i in general would like Cross Street Market to be more of a, you know, market, and not a food hall. there is no grocer in fed and it makes no sense
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Planks are the best exercise for showing you how wonderful life can be when not doing planks.
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God it is so funny that he is legally required to sit there as they bring up a parade of people - picked at random! - and 75% of them have called him a "car seat leather ass face looking mother fucker"
Today in court, Trump had to hear and see memes mocking him as his defense sought to have jurors dismissed for past social media posts. He did not appear to enjoy it.
Trump Forced to See Mean Memes About Him Shared by Prospective Jurorswww.rollingstone.com Seven jurors were selected for Trump's hush-money trial as others were dismissed for sharing negative memes and social media content about him.
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Oh my GOD: I asked one of the Dems who replied, Rep. Brad Schneider of Illinois, if he'd support a vote to censure Walberg. His response? "We need to stop talking about censures and focus on governing.”
NEW: I reached out to all 22 Democrats who voted to censure Rep. Rashida Tlaib to see if they'd take action against GOP Rep. Tim Walberg for implying we should nuke Gaza. Only three replied. My report:
Dems who censured Rep. Tlaib over Palestine comments largely silent on GOP Rep's call for nukeswww.thehandbasket.co It's telling who does—and does not—get the benefit of the doubt
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special good morning to all the bold heterodox thinkers and truth tellers out there
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Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
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“raises concerns” sound like there’s isn’t already broad consensus that cops shouldn’t be first responders to behavioral health calls. it’s been the expert opinion for decades & frankly, you’d be hard pressed to find cops who disagree. the real story is who is keeping this dangerous practice alive?
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The US removes more children from their families than any country on earth--500,000 children are currently in foster care, and just 17% of them were removed from their birth families because of physical or sexual violence with the rest removed because of financial hardship
The insanity of the child welfare thing to me is how many cases I've seen where the parent(s) have kids taken away not for any kind of active harm/abuse but because of financial struggles and then we spend more putting kids through a broken foster system than helping the parents
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"But the exposure!" People die of exposure.
Happens to professional writers and freelancers too. I've had several invites rescinded because I dared to ask for a speaking fee and travel.
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if my brain and body worked it would be so over for you fuckers
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This is as normal as Republican candidates are capable of being now
sir I have some new theories in light of this candid disclosure
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Me and my buddies when it's working
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so many of these columns are like "i went to see the masterful scammer and emerged understanding better what his appeal is" and it's like no you got fucking scammed like everyone else you gullible quackwagon
What the fuck happened to Zeynep Tufekci www.nytimes.com/2024/01/14/o...
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I’d like to get Vartlow trending
One of my favourite things is popping into Twitter and seeing Fartlow trending
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CNN moderators need to ask DeSantis and Haley which is more harmful to a 10 year old: a book with two mommies, or being forced to give birth
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Remains the funniest block of nonfiction on the internet.
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So sorry to read this. The disparity between the life expectancies of people and dogs is one of the greatest flaws of the universe.
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it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there
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anyway “aren’t you afraid of all the crime” just means “aren’t you worried about all the black people”
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"wow, LL Bean's stuff is a lot cooler than it used to be" says the 41-year-old man in complete denial about the actual cause-and-effect at play
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